Tuesday, July 29, 2008
I DON'T DO THOSE!!!
OK, so I'm participating in this craft fair this coming Saturday in The Hamptons. It's a big one for me (first time using my tent). Anywhooo, I've been preparing for this event for ever! Tonight I decided to look over the information regarding the event that I received in the mail just to make sure that I'm not missing anything.
To my shock and horror, this is what item 6 read: Food for purchase and portable sanitary facilities will be available on the Fair premises.
Portable sanitary facilities???? There are 2 things that I absolutely refuse to do -
1) use the toilet on an airplane (yes that includes my million flights to London from NYC)
2) use portable freakin' toilets.
I just can't do it. I'll be skeeved and uncomfortable for the rest of the day. Even when I worked in construction, there was one job that I refused to work on because there was no inside toilet. How can I possibly eat anything after using one of those things?
Words of encouragement are needed here folks. Somebody PLEASE calm me down!!!!